Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
petition to crown Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris king and queen of the United States
so this has been the gay agenda all along
who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE
SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT
Tim Burton: "He was so desperately in love with Winona, that when they broke up, he wouldn’t admit it was over for the longest time."
A king? A true king admits his faults.
Sa wakas, after bajillions of years, nagkita na kami ni Maan (tinamaanako). Siyempre minsan lang ako nakakauwi ng Bicol grinab ko na kaagad ang opportunity na makipag-meet habang di pa busy. Ayun! Nuod kami ng Starting Over Again (ikalawa ko, una niya), tapos todo kilig kami sa huli. Hihi tapos bumili kami ng friendship band. I’m sentimental that way. Tapos nilibre ko siya ng palabok. Bilis ng oras talaga when you’re having fun, huli ko na napansin na 7:30 na, kailangan ko ng bumalik ng Tabaco kasi magbabyahe pa ako at hinahanap na ako ng uncle ko. Kaya ayun :( Hope to see you again, Maan! I really had fun! You’re like my sister from another mother! :”>